Grown Men Should Not Possess Fruit Roll-ups

Catastrophe averted: I removed a fruit roll-up from my shirt pocket just BEFORE I threw the shirt into the wash.
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6 comments:

  1. robApril 2, 2009 at 10:11 AM

    why were you throwing a fruit rollup in the wash? that makes no sense at all.

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  2. DaveApril 2, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    i had it for an emergency snack.

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  3. DaveApril 2, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    oh i see-- misplaced modifier-- i'll get right on it . . .

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  4. WhitneyApril 2, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    You should have your sentences proofread by an English teacher. Do you know any?

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  5. DaveApril 2, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    ha ha. i'm an english TEACER, not a writer. i TEACH people to write-- i can't actually do it myself.

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  6. SqueakyApril 3, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    At least turn on your spell checker.

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