Bang Pork Hump Sluice

While making plans for Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale I ran across two useful Shakespearean phrases: 

1) a rarely used but graphically descriptive term for making the beast with two backs-- "sluiced" . . . as in "I didn't think Mike had a chance with that leggy blonde he was talking to at the bar, but the next day he told me that he sluiced her in the supply closet" 

2) an excellent name for a nature documentary featuring animals humping and sluicing: "Bawdy Planet."
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    How awesome is this? Please tell me you've seen this.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425601/

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  2. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 5:07 PM

    See what this website thinks of Dave's machismo:

    http://www.genderanalyzer.com/

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  3. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 7:47 PM

    You wrote plans today?

    I sat around and felt like sleepy garbage all day.

    Good for you.

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