Dave is a Rejuvenated Cucumber (or melon)

This morning, I was feeling tired, and so when I showered I used some of my wife's Cucumber Melon Rejuvenating Body Wash, and it was very refreshing: almost instantly I felt like a ripe and fresh cucumber (or melon) sitting plumply in a spring garden, dew dripping down my firm and smooth cucumber (or melon) skin and-- just like a rejuvenated cucumber (or melon) I was ready to face the day.
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4 comments:

  1. Al DePantsdownoOctober 8, 2008 at 11:57 AM

    I refuse to make any "cucumber" jokes about today's blog. Or any references to "melons".

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  2. DaveOctober 8, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    i thought i could bait you into it.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 8, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    That sounds like it could be the gayest commercial of all time.

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  4. DaveOctober 8, 2008 at 2:45 PM

    melons?

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