The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Jack Donaghy Demonstrates A Useful Technique
I never remember my dreams, but last night I had a vivid one wherein I hooked a giant marlin and . . . sorry, I almost broke my own rule-- everyone knows there is nothing more boring than hearing a grown man recount an incoherent dream; when Liz Lemon starts to talk about her dream on 30 Rock, Jack Donaghy picks up an imaginary phone and says to her, "Sorry Lemon, I have to take this."
When Dave walked into the office today, I was recalling part of my dream from last night, and he said, "you need to read my sentence today," so I did, and I immediately felt like a total a-hole for recalling a dream, but then I thought to myself: Dave is an a-hole.
When Dave walked into the office today, I was recalling part of my dream from last night, and he said, "you need to read my sentence today," so I did, and I immediately felt like a total a-hole for recalling a dream, but then I thought to myself: Dave is an a-hole.
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