In the locker-room after successful swim with my new Otterbox (a contraption which makes an Ipod submersible) I heard one old guy ask another how he was doing-- and the other guy's reply was truly inspirational, one of the sunniest things I've ever heard, in fact, a whole new way of looking at the world; he said: "Doing good, doing good . . . a lot of people didn't wake up this morning."
I recently saw a big fat guy in my gym locker room using the installed blow dryers to dry off his "package" (with one foot up on the sink). It was not as inspiring as your experience, it was more like The Crying Game
ReplyDeletethat's awesome-- now i know what to do with that hair dryer . . .
ReplyDeletethanks, lecky. that was bad enough when i had to picture it with a random dude. now i get to live with the mental image of dave's impossibly dense scrotum hair blowing in the wind.
ReplyDeleteand so do all the rest of you.
I'm never reading this blog again! Ever!
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