Sometimes You Should Think INSIDE Your Brain

No sentences for a week-- we'll be at the beach and I purposely left my laptop at home, but don't get your panties in a bunch, I'll be hand-writing sentences and I'll post them when I get home; last night while drinking beer I contemplated out loud about writing seven fictitious sentences, beginning with these two:

1) Woke up in Mexico next to my new bride;

2) Mexican divorce laws are complicated;

and I said the second one loudly just as a short brown woman and her tall brown boyfriend walked out the back door of Charlie Brown's and she gave me a withering glare and it took me a second to realize that she thought I was making a racial remark directed at her . . . and I wanted to run after her and explain that I wasn't talking about her but my Spanish is rusty and so she'll have to hate me forever.
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3 comments:

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  2. celineApril 23, 2008 at 3:25 AM

    my panties are in a bunch

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  3. DaveApril 26, 2008 at 2:24 PM

    that's gross. it's just a figure of speech.

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