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Dave Channels Carl Spackler
I was debating what to do with the squirrels in my attic after I catch them in the humane trap I'm going to purchase, but after the taunting minuet they did last night at 3 AM (right above my head), I have decided that I am going to kill them.
me killing the squirrels or the squirrels waking me up in the night? and does this have anything to do with your nick-name . . . i feel some bias towards the rodent world here.
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ReplyDeleteme killing the squirrels or the squirrels waking me up in the night? and does this have anything to do with your nick-name . . . i feel some bias towards the rodent world here.
ReplyDeletethe killing of the squirrels. i feel a distinct moniker-based inter-species solidarity with my rodent buddies.
ReplyDeletesorry about the sleep thing, and all.
what if i eat them after i kill them? or make them into a hat or a pair of boxers or something?
ReplyDeleteyeah, that'd be okay.
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