I learned two things last night: God is a giant ear, and a "hook-up" is when you smuggle prison food out of the dining hall and back to your room, where you then try to make it a serviceable meal with whatever other materials you have on hand (for example, you take noodle soup and pour it into a bag of crushed cheese puffs and then put it under your pillow for ten minutes-- it congeals into a jail-house "burrito").
For the record: Dave did admit last night that in many ways, I was manlier than he, but also reminded me that he could kick my ass(I don't think he has the balls to say it to my face sober).
ReplyDeletei can kick your ass.
ReplyDeletedave's a notably strong human being, but in my experience he's generally not a great fighter because he's more bemused than enraged. usually because he initiated the fight as part of some sociological experiment. as a result, he usually lacks the requisite killer instinct.
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