According to the Dr. Seuss classic, "Horton Hatches the Egg," if an elephant broods over a bird's egg, then he creates a flying elephant-- therefore, based on this premise of proximity and DNA leakage, if your dog sleeps next to your pregnant wife every night, she'll produce a werewolf (technically a were-dog, but who can tell the difference?)
what are you doing with that useless information in your brain? this is rather useful.
ReplyDeletei need to write these things down before my children make me have an aneurysm-- it's going to be a long winter, they don't belong indoors
ReplyDeletethat new thing under my name is for my other blog-- i need to fix this.
ReplyDeleteIs this your way of telling us Catherine is pregnant? Are half-dog child could really add some spice to your household.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you'd get a wolf-were, which is a wolf (or dog) which becomes a bipedal hybrid on the nights of new moons and can only be harmed by enchanted weapons.
ReplyDeleteThank god Catherine's well coiffed genes have been dominant thus far - after all, I'm sure no one would be surprised if Dave's next child looked like Teen Wolf.
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