Nether Report

I ran ten miles in the cold this morning, and I'm very sad to report that there was some chafing.

5 comments:

rob said...

i can't believe the daily sentence sold out to the man after one week.

Anonymous said...

i figure i'll be able to retire comfortably in three or four days . . .

rob said...

hiding in shame behind a cloak of "anonymity" is no way to go through life.

Dave said...

sorry, i am dave and i sold out to the man so i can comfortably retire in three or four days.

Mike said...

Body Glide works wonders. Don't use the Muscle Comfort variety for the areas below the Mason-Dixon if you know what I mean...

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