At a Loss to Avoid a Gain

If anyone knows how to avoid eating Halloween candy-- which now resides in giant bowls in my kitchen and is a very attractive nuisance-- without tossing it in the trash, since it does belong to my children (though I'm the one consuming the bulk of it) then please let me know.


Clarence said...

Make a rule that you have to say something beautifully romantic to your wife every time you eat a piece.

Dave said...

such as: i hereby present you with this commemorative cactus?

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