Warning: Very Mundane Stuff

My wife bought a new vacuum, and it works exponentially better than our old vacuum; in fact, when we saw what the new vacuum sucked into the canister from our rugs, we wondered if our old vacuum was sucking up anything . . . our new vacuum is a Shark NV500 Rotator and it's so awesome and sleek that I actually volunteered to vacuum the upstairs carpets, just so I could use it.


zman said...

This sentence was brought to you by Shark Vacuums. Your results may differ from Dave's.

Clarence said...

1990 Dave is frowning.

Dave said...

that's a great sitcom idea . . . 1990 dave has to move in with 2015 dave!

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