Update!

Click here for the news story about what I witnessed yesterday-- see the sentence below-- the guy who I watched jump off the edge of the bridge over the Turnpike in order to elude the police broke both his legs!

6 comments:

staceyyyy said...

That is crazy! I honestly believed you were making it all up!

Dave said...

that would be an elaborate hoax if i actually created a newspaper to report my fabricated story.

Whitney said...

If you created a newspaper, you could fabricate a slew of stories every single day. It'd be way better than the real newspaper.

Dave said...

and i would call it "the onion."

the bean said...

I am ashamed I did not read this post fresh.

Brian said...

that's what you miss when you skip sentence of dave!

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