The unemployment numbers created by this recession are scary, but I feel better when I remind myself that as long as people keep having unprotected sex, my fellow teachers and I will always have work (and when you're out of a job, what else is as cheap and fun as unprotected sex?)


TJ said...

Eating a pastrami sandwich while watching TV during the unprotected sex?

Dave said...

pastrami is too dear. all the unemployed can afford is headcheese.

staceylopolis said...

The third shadow person in your unemployment line looks like Terry.

Could be a sign.

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