You will meet an old friend, who is now involved in international espionage, and you will become entangled in a byzantine plot with this old friend, and the outcome of this plot will determine the fate of our country and the entire Western Hemisphere, but your old friend will in no way indicate that you are involved in said plot, and you will never find out-- not even on your death bed . . . not even in the afterlife-- how your actions influenced the fate of the world or what involvement you had in the plot, and your old friend will never mention this again for the rest of his/her life.


eric said...

This better than the fortune I received two years ago: "Your problem just got bigger. Think what you have done." I banned fortune cookies and Chinese food for quite some time after that one.

Dave said...

wow-- that's the best fortune i've ever heard. it pretty much applies to everything.

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