Now that it's summer, it's time to dig out the roller-blades, and, of course, there's a certain stigma attached to them-- old joke: what's the hardest thing about roller-blading? telling your parents you're gay . . . not that there's anything wrong with being a gay blader, but still, I like to look manly in all my endeavors and my friend Eric has given me a simple solution: I'm going to purchase a hockey stick, and whenever I roller-blade, I'm going to carry the hockey stick with me, so it looks like I'm on my way to a roller hockey game, a very very macho event (but what am I going to carry when I'm on my roller skates?)
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I meant feather boa and a torch, not hockey stick.
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