One Sentence Per Day. The Recommended Amount at the Prescribed Rate.
I Hate Residual Glee
I'm sure there are other dads out there with the same opinion, but they're probably afraid to admit it, so I will be the grouch: I hate bubbles . . . I hate the bubble-making paraphernalia, I hate the bubble-making liquid, I hate the sticky mess, I hate the way the soap kills the lawn, and I don't even like looking at bubbles very much (and since it's Independence Day, I should also mention that I don't like watching fireworks either).