
Yesterday's sentence was a complete fabrication: we weren't out of eggs, I never went to the grocery store, and no toddler licked the back of my leg . . . sorry about that.
All the Dave You Can Eat! All the Dave You Can Handle! The Official Chronicle at the Prescribed Rate: One Sentence per Day. Any More would be Repulsive! Any Less would be Intolerable!
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If I told this story to people as if it were true, would I now have to go back and apologize and explain to them that the story about Dave is fake, and that no onle licked his leg?
sorry.
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