These Are My Demands

We're meeting with the architect today to tell him what we want our new kitchen to be like, and I want to give him a few unrealistic demands-- just to keep him sharp-- so I'm going to tell him that I need eight kegs of beer chilled at all times, that once or twice a year I like to roast a camel, and that I cultivate escargot and I need a large aquarium within reach of the stove-top.

2 comments:

c.marie said...

shouldn't the ant farm be close to the range also?

Dave said...

i'm definitely building an ant farm this spring-- if i can catch a fertilized queen . . . they won't sell them over the internet.

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