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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
The Dog Days of Winter
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My dog Lola is growing bored-- this cold snap has prevented her from walking the trails, paths, and sidewalks, and she hasn't visited th...
Miraculous Coincidental Serendipity Does NOT Save Dave Ten Dollars
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So it turns out that I DO have the powers of precognitive vocifery and psionic verbal manifestation because when Brady, Strachan, and I we...
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Old Man, New Shit . . .
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Not only did I lose my ID and scan-in card yesterday, which caused me difficulty getting in and out of the building and making photocopies (...
Dave's School ID Does a Jeremy Renner
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On "A" days, I usually walk outside during my off period with a couple of other English teachers, and though it was cold today, we...
Thanks! For Blowing People Up and Perpetuating the Human Race, So We Have More People to Blow Up!
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I'm nearly finished with Patrick Ryan's small-town Ohio saga, Buckeye-- and the book features both harrowing tales from WWII and ha...
Hey Trump, We're Throwing the Red Flag
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A sad and ironic state of affairs: when there is a questionable play during a professional football game, the NFL has a comprehensive Instan...
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A Cold Day in Jersey is a Temperate Day in Minnesota
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It's freezing cold here, and we got slammed with snow all day, but after three shoveling sessions, we have removed most of it-- the only...
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Crokinole , Primetime
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My wife and I were watching the wonderful Australian show Colin from Accounts, and Gordon and Gene were having some incomprehensible, awkwa...
Little Girl With a Big Voice
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Last night's "battle of the bands' was very entertaining, but I did not realize that part of the responsibility of judging the...
The Opera Isn't Over Until Dave Says a Bunch of Annoying Shit
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I am judging a "battle of the bands" tonight at my high school, and apparently, there is a rubric to help us judge each band, but ...
Looming Precipative Dread
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How can I concentrate on writing a sentence when an impending cataclysmic snowpocalypse is headed our way?-- especially when my wife's d...
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Headlines Fit for the Onion (If Only They Were Fictitious)
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry lately when I read the Times . . . absurdity is hard to reckon with-- but I'm going to record a...
Winter Verse
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It is cold (and growing colder) and I have a cold (which is growing bolder).
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Teenagers, They're (Coco) Nuts
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Last Tuesday night, just before bed-- after a long day of fitness: I played basketball in the morning and then went to PT for my hamstring i...
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Picaresque Pairing
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We finished a picaresque TV show last night-- The Lowdown -- which is about Lee Raybon, a rogue journalist (played in masterful Lebowski-esq...
Hot and Cold
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Saturday night, my son left the oven baking at 450 degrees all night-- he heated up some late-night pizza and then forgot to turn it off, so...
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Magical Micrographia
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I have taught for a long time, and this is a record: the smallest legible handwriting I have ever seen (the student was creating Art History...
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We Exist in an Afterthought
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Today, after we watched a TED Talk about how bad architecture has ruined American cities, suburbs, and public spaces, I took my students on...
Out of My Depth
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After attending morning basketball for the first time in a few weeks (the steroid shot in my knee seems ot be working) I am covering a Senio...
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Quite a Monday
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Today was a long and emotionally taxing day at school—but there were emotional support dogs.
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