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Happy Birthday and Happy Thanksgiving . . .
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Today is my wife's birthday, and there have already been TWO birthday miracles: 1) our local and venerable candy factory, Birnn Chocolat...
IT's True, Tomorrow IS Another Day . . .
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This morning, I started screwing around with a very special digital something that I wanted to post today, but then I got sidetracked and fo...
Black Friday = Dark TV Show?
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We joined my mom yesterday for a fairly mellow Thanksgiving—the first one without my dad—but we had plenty of good Pilgrim food that he woul...
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Thanks, Andrew Hickey!
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I am thankful for all the usual things, of course-- family, friends, a steady job, shelter, hot water, a loyal dog-- but I am also thankful ...
Future Crossing Guard!
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This morning, as I was weaving through the back roads on my way to work (because all the main roads have been under construction) I came to ...
Two InterestingWorks of Art To Help You Get Through The Week
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I've come into contact with two oddball works of artistry this week, and I am enjoying both immensely: 1) The Zombies' 1969 album Od...
The Miracle of Hot Running Water (and Sanity)
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Like most people, unforeseen expensive house repairs put me in a dark funk (although this particular repair was not exactly unforeseen, it w...
Spin Cycle Sanctuary
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After watching the Giants blow another lead, I took a number of large laundry items-- comforters, afghans, a small rug-- to the local laundr...
Rutgers Basketball = Jets
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My wife and I purchased some cheap Rutgers men's basketball tickets for the game last night-- $15 each for the second level-- and now we...
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Water, You Can't Live Without It (But You Also Can't Have It Dripping From Your Appliances)
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I thought I was taking a mental health day today-- I drank some beers and ate some hot chicken last night, and I had plenty to do around the...
AI and Computers, You Can't Live With Them, But They Will Be Our Overlords
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I nearly forgot to write a sentence today because I burned my eyes out trying to grade senior synthesis essays about Susan Faludi's ...
Suspect Signage
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A brand-spanking-new sign has been erected by the powers-that-be atop the hill by my house, the Donaldson Park slope otherwise known as th...
Socks Suck
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I don't know about you, but I am ALWAYS ripping my socks when I put them on-- this certainly happens frequently when I yank on old soc...
Monday . . . Oh Yeah
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I wish I could spend time writing a witty and entertaining sentence, but I've got to do other amusing Monday-type things, such as rake a...
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Betty When You Call Me, You Can Call Me Sir
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I am proud to say that I have completed my soccer referee training, and I am now a licensed referee-- today I had to drive to Newark and do ...
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Dave's Brain is Crushed with a Metaphorical Falling Goal
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I endured seven hours of a soccer referee certification course today-- we viewed hundreds of slides, I took many pages of notes, we watched ...
The Ghost is a Meta-Ghost!
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What a fucking week-- loads of standardized testing and proctoring, and then actual teaching-- the seniors were not as fascinated as I am b...
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Standardized Testing . . . Ugh
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New Jersey's NJSLA adaptive field test was delayed due to technical issues with the testing platform, but that didn't stop the state...
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The Rockettes Got Legs (and they know how to use them)
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Yesterday, one of my colleagues-- who was a serious competitive dancer-- was lamenting the fact that the Rockettes have recently removed the...
So Close to REAL Literary Perfection
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I had a wicked headache today-- probably due to a combination of playing morning basketball, the drastic change in the weather, and not enou...
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