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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)

Even More Revision of the Eternally Entertaining Willie Nelson Joke

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My wife and I are taking my mom to see Willie Nelson tonight-- yes, he is still alive! he is 92 years young-- and if you combine his age wit...
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Confusing Possibly Drug Addled Mindfuckery

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Seth Harp, in his book The Fort Bragg Cartel: Drug Trafficking and Murder in the Special Forces , mentions four Army wives who were murdered...
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Malcolm Fucking Gladwell

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There's nothing like the ephemeral and fleeting promise of a Malcolm Gladwell book: at the start, you truly believe when you are finishe...

Busy Half Day (Off)

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Grueling day: online traffic court with my son Ian for his hydroplaning incident-- the case was adjourned because he still has a probationar...

Lo & Behold! David Playeth Around the Pole!

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In the Book of Acts, God instructs Ananias to meet Saul on "the street that is called Straight" in Damascus-- Mark Twain calls thi...
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Car Shopping with Ian, Carmine, One Roach, and Several Spiders

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We are currently car shopping for a piece-of-shit-that-baresly-accelerates for my son Ian-- who recently hydroplaned and consequently totale...

Y'all Ready For This? Probably Not

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My new episode of We Defy Augury , "Y'all Ready For This?" is (loosely) inspired by S.A. Cosby's Southern noir novel  The...

Teamwork and Lots of Experience

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I made it to 6:30 AM basketball this morning, despite a hip flexor strain- and I shot fairly well from VERY deep but couldn't make space...
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Giving Zero Fucks, In a Good Way (Educationally)

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Today was my thirty-first "first day of school" as a teacher-- I told them the rules, summarized the course sequence, learned some...

The Canadian Allman Brothers?

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If you love the Allman Brothers but you've worn out the grooves on their oeuvre, then you could give "Dickie Betts" by the Dea...
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Talking Turkey

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On the drive home from my mother's house in Monroe yesterday evening, we saw a bunch of wild turkeys crossing the road and the rest of t...
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Preparing for Reentry . . . Time to Pedal Up the Hill

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Time to reenter the working world . . . and I am also noticing that the big difference between biking here in Highland Park vs. biking at th...
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Ugh . . . Wake Me Up For Thanksgiving Break

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So that's that . . . our beach vacation is over, and it's time to get back to the ol' routine: I'm fat from eating and drink...
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Dave Returns to Central Jersey (with very little fanfare)

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My wife and I packed up our little pad in Ocean Grove this morning-- after another great beach day with friends on Friday-- and we drove bac...

The Boys of Summer Have Gone

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We leave the beach tomorrow, and the reality of work is rearing its ugly head- but Catherine and I had a great Thursday night out: we went t...

My Dog is NOT a Valiant and Courageous Leader (but she plays one on TV)

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This moment on the jetty at the dog beach in Asbury Park is probably the most epic and badass and commanding our pooch Lola has ever been de...

Kids . . . They are Full of Germs

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I thought I was going to return home today for the first time in over three weeks, to pick up Ian and bring him to the beach-- but he's ...
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Last Taco Tuesday!

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Next Tuesday is looming in the minds of teachers everywhere . . . first comes Labor Day Weekend, then comes labor-- but there's still so...
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Genius New Game to Accompany Wordle!

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I am sure many of you-- as I do-- start your day by playing "Wordle," but "Wordle" needs a sister game, a game that come...

Doggelganger

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I am currently reading Tana French's murder mystery The Likeness -- which begins with Detective Cassie Maddox encountering a murder vict...
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