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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Big Weird Musical Project
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So I've listened to so much various music in the course of my lifetime--mainly jazz, indie rock, prog rock, alternative rock, punk rock,...
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New Old Car Redux
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Although yesterday's car-buying process took nearly eight hours, it was still a walk in the park compared to last summer's fiasco --...
For the Amount of Time This is Taking, I Should Be Buying an Infiniti
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I would love to write a witty, profound sentence today, but this car-buying process is taking forever!
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The Screwworms Are Coming! The Screwworms Are Coming!
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Due to warmer winters and global trade, Africanized "killer bees" and armadillos and fire ants and cane toads have all made inroad...
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Beware of the Auto-Pay
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This is the second time in the last year that my family has been betrayed by the combination of predatory insurance companies and autopay—fi...
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Man vs. Bald-faced Hornet
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Apparently, one way to deal with bald-faced hornets is to spray them with soapy water-- and I also read that bald-faced hornets are less act...
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Dave IS a Pelican
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One of my students-- who is an accomplished artist and an aspiring tattoo artist -- asked if he could draw my portrait for an art project, a...
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It's Not the Humidity, It's the Not Working
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I got a lot done today: went to the gym, gave the dog a bath, moved two heavy air-conditioners-- one to a dumpster, the other to a storage s...
Treat Yo Feet
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My wife isn't very keen on my two new foot accoutrements: I got some knock-off Birkenstock sandals (called Cushionaire . . . classy) whi...
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A Tough Predicament to Resolve in 30 Minutes
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When I went for my early morning swim in the ocean today, I certainly thought about the tragic demise of Malcolm-Jamal Warner— he was one o...
LeCompt, Still Rocking
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The whole crew went out last night to Shenanigans— a cash only Sea Isle dive club with very sticky floors— and we saw the venerable, inimita...
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How About Another John Cena Cameo?
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My family is at the beach— and while it’s not quite the same without my dad— still, the weather is nice, the water is warm, I’ve already pla...
Trump and Tariffs, Two Stupid Tastes That are Even Stupider Together
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The irrationality of Trump's tariff policies cannot be overstated-- the fact that he slapped a 50% tariff on the tiny African nation of ...
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Busy Like a Hornet?
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Earlier this afternoon-- despite the heat-- I geared up-- sweatpants, work boots, sweatshirt, glasses, gloves, and I sprayed this bald-faced...
Africa Hot
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Last night, my wife and I scored some free tickets to the Red Bulls game--our friend runs the Rutgers Mandela Washington Fellowship, which b...
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Irony . . . It's So Ironic
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As an English teacher, I'm always looking for examples of irony—and not "Alanis Morissette irony," such as "rain on your ...
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Bad News/Good News
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So we found out some bad news and some good news today . . . bad news first, of course: the bad news is that when my son Ian hydroplaned the...
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Back to the Suck
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My body is sore from the long car ride home from teh Outer Banks; my brain is sore from the partying on the trip; and New Jersey is a humid ...
OBFT XXXII
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I just completed the long drive home from the Outer Banks, and I can attest that OBFT XXXII did indeed occur in a newly renovated Martha Woo...
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Shallow Thoughts
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I am at the beach and my brain is currently generating zero thoughts, other than: those waves sound nice.
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