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Thinking is Dead
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I am having an existential crisis today, perhaps exacerbated by the fact that I feel kind of lousy-- I just tested positive for COVID-- an...
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You Never Know What's Going to Offend Our AI Overlords
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Holy shit . . . my wife and I are passing viruses between us-- the origin of which is most likely all the stupid children in our respective ...
Heavyweight vs Lightweight (But They Are Both Kind of Orange)
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The Rumble of the Federal Funding Freeze . . . in this corner, weighing in at 244 pounds, we have Donald Trump and in the opposing corner, w...
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It's Mainly Dark in Here, But I Can See the Light
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This is the time of year when I feel like a mewling infant sliding down the birth canal, trying to emerge from the darkness of winter, slowl...
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Louis C.K. Kills
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Last night, Louis C.K. performed at the Stress Factory and he lived up to the title of his show, which was called "Trying Out New Mater...
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HP Sees CK
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Heading out (with a large contingent of my town and other various friends) to see Louis C.K. at The Stress Factory.
Fuck the TikTok Ban, Go Whole Hog and Revise Section 230
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There has been much speculation about Mark Zuckerberg's recent "pivot" towards some Trumpy changes to Meta's content mo...
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Dave Fails at Revenge, But Succeeds at Civilized Society
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Yesterday morning, I tried to exact my gentlemanly revenge for this foul deed -- when I got out of my car, I spotted the shoulder-length blo...
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What's Scarier Than a Savage Pitbull? An Enormous Savage Pitbull
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If you're looking for a dumb (but highly entertaining) read about a smart guy, check out Joe Ide's mystery novel IQ . . . it's a...
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Some Fine Day, Vengeance Will Be Mine
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So yesterday I was hustling across the parking lot and into the school building-- and I was not wearing my jacket or gloves or anything beca...
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A Very Special Episode of We Defy Augury
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Despite having a stomach virus, yesterday I cranked out a very special episode of We Defy Augury . . . "A Transcendental Perspective ...
Trump
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A few days ago, someone wrote the word "Trump" in the snow on my wife's car (and then the next day, I found the word "Tru...
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Dave Keeps Overdoing It (Physically and Literarily)
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I woke up feeling much better this morning-- I definitely had some kind of stomach/body-ache/low fever viral bug yesterday-- in fact, I felt...
Dave Probably Overdid It
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I completed my old man three-sport-in-one-week triathlon last night-- my friend Ann and I defended the challenge court for 90 minutes at the...
Friday Potpourri
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Today felt marginally better than yesterday-- the sun was out and it warmed up to 40 degrees-- but we were still fairly chilly when we had a...
Cold and Gray Thursday
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I took a mental health day yesterday and it turned out to be quite productive-- I cleaned two bathrooms, went to the gym with Ian-- he was a...
Our Team Only Had Nine Available Hands
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Yesterday morning I made my triumphant return to 6:30 AM basketball, and while I was certainly limited in my movement because of my gimpy kn...
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A Costco No-go
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According to my neighbors Pernille and John, you never want to make the mistake that I made yesterday: you never want to go to the Edison Co...
Medieval Times, Good Times?
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I just finished a new episode of We Defy Augury-- ten reasons Medieval Times were better times than you might have imagined . . . though...
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The Knee Holds Up
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I am pleased to announce that I played over an hour of indoor soccer this morning-- despite my wonky right knee-- and while I can't real...
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