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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Correlation? Causation? Who Knows . . .
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My wife turned 53 today but apparently, the Rutgers men's basketball team did not know this, and they squandered their lead against Texa...
The First Rule of Caddyshack is Different Than the First Rule of Fight Club
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So we truly had a happy Thanksgiving this year (tinged with a bit of sadness because my parents are still down in Florida-- my dad needed to...
Happy Thanksgiving (with Qualifiers)
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Happy Thanksgiving . . . unless, of course, you were a Wampanoag, slaughtered during the chaotic violence of King Philip's War because o...
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Detroiters . . . Don't Bring It Up Around My Wife
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So as a rule-- or an eccentricity, I'm not sure which-- I don't watch TV alone (unless it's a sporting event because then I feel...
I Probably Need a New Phone (But I'm Not Buying One)
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I started to watch the Netflix documentary Buy Now: A Shopping Conspiracy-- which honestly seemed a bit hokey and melodramatic . . . but st...
F#&k All Phones
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I just spent thirty minutes trying to send a mass text about my wife's birthday celebration on my Android phone (using a third-party app...
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Lola Defeats Urethra Bacteria
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Our very concerned and conscientious veterinarian just called and our dog Lola is finally in the clear-- she recently endured some rather ex...
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My wife + idioms = weirdness
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I was telling my wife a story about how some boys tore down some class council election posters when my sophomore class took a walk around t...
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You Know Hermano?
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Let us celebrate this cold, dank, dark rainy Friday afternoon with good coffee and the mellow musical stylings of Hermanos Gutierrez . . . t...
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Two Things I'll Never Understand
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While I'm starting to get the idea of 5/4 time, here are two things I will never, ever get right, no matter how hard I try: 1) knowing w...
Take Five and Think About Five
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I am trying to compose a song in 5/4 time-- the time signature with five quarter notes per measure?-- and most recognizable in the Mission I...
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Costco: Hyper-Capitalist Crucible
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I made my triumphant return to 6:30 AM basketball this morning-- my pulled rib muscle feels much better and once again I can launch (chuck?)...
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Gross Meatbag/Corporeal Irony!
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Today in class, my College Writing students wrote a synthesis essay about the "Always Be Optimizing" chapter of the Jia Tolentino ...
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Ivermectin For All . . .
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I have finally recovered from Friday's COVID booster and flu shot-- I felt crappy all day yesterday: aches, a headache, low fever, and f...
Mike Tyson for President?
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While we recently learned that a very old, amoral man could make a comeback in the political arena, that's not so easy in the actual are...
Dave Womans Up
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Today's sentence is in honor of my perseverance and valor because I really" "manned up" at school today and suffered both...
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Things Fall Apart . . .
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I was having a healthy and efficient post-vacation week-- cooking lots of excellent meals; exercising intelligently; avoiding alcohol; recor...
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Tennis vs. Pickleball
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I played some pickleball this afternoon at Castleton Park with seven guys I know quite well from playing there for the last three years and ...
What More Could You Ask For?
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I've been taking creatine and Metamucil every morning for several weeks, so I am both jacked AND regular.
Almost Forgot . . .
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Fun (and gross) fact I learned from our Blackwater Refuge kayaking tour guide while we were perusing muskrat burrows: the Eastern Shore of M...
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