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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
COVID Day 2
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Although I'm only running a low fever and don't have much congestion, I've had a really obnoxious headache for the past two days...
After Much Evasion, Dave's Immune System Succumbs
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COVID finally caught up with me (and hopefully it will be a mild case, as I am a big fat cranky baby when I'm sick).
Jets "Football" Close-reading Assignment
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Note the quotations around the word "OFFENSE" and please contemplate the following questions: 1) is sarcasm a welcome addition ...
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Fan-O-Rama
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We had friends over for dinner Saturday night and while we were enjoying wine and appetizers, our ceiling fan started behaving abominably-- ...
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Dave's (Almost) a Killer!
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Yesterday afternoon, my wife and I were driving back from lunch at the Ugly Dumpling-- we were off from school for Yom Kippur-- and I made a...
America + Conspiracy Theories = Forever
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A new episode of We Defy Augury is up and streaming: "Powerful Eyes are Watching You, Sheeple" is (loosely) based on Colin Dic...
Rainy Day, Rainy Dave
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It's still raining and I ate too many cookies and the Jets game is as bad as the weather and I need to replace a dangerously wobbly ceil...
The Espresso Martini Was Much Better Than the Music
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I thought Jethro Tull's "Aqualung" was the song I hated the most, but last night at Bin, Batch, and Barrel I had to endure &qu...
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Dave: Skilled at Choosing His Mate
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Congratulations are in order, as my wife just got another prestigious job offer-- to be a superlative teacher coach for a nonprofit foundati...
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A Conspiracy of Crickets?
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I'm trying to finish up the new episode of my podcast-- which is about Colin Dickey's book Under the Eye of Power: How Fear of Secre...
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Medical Transportation at Its Finest?
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If you get picked up by this Galaxy ambulance-- which resembles my own dilapidated minivan but represents a company whose motto is "M...
Dave Achieves Total Daveness (in the Group Chat)
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In College Writing class, the new opening activity-- created by Rutgers-- prompts students to examine themselves as readers and writers, aca...
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Close Call With a Bad-ass Motherfucker
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I walked my dog down to the park this morning, in the pouring rain, and then I let her loose to do her business . . . we do this walk every ...
Dave (Lazily) Finds Religion
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I'm not particularly religious, but my brother got married last night and Ian didn't text us his whereabouts until 4 AM-- although h...
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Ryan is runnin' . . . I'm passin', I'm passin' and runnin' . . .
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I played some singles pickleball today with a young man named Ryan Cheng -- who played Division I tennis for Yale-- and while I didn't s...
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Smokin' and Drinkin' on a Tuesday Night
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By Tuesday evening of this week, I was already totally overwhelmed-- I got up early both Monday and Tuesday morning to work on a new episode...
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Dave's Classroom is Full of Hot Air (and Wasps)
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At school on Tuesday, I noticed that although my portable A/C unit was running and though it was kicking out some cool air, my room was stil...
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Counterweight Conspiracies
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Counterweight is the first book by anonymous Korean author Djuma translated into English-- I won't bother trying to explain the plot, b...
Fun Things to Say When You're Old
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I was walking with Stacey and she needed to stop at the vice-principal's office to turn in a packet of papers-- and it turned out I need...
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First Day Lunch-time Reality
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Today was the first full day of school-- we had half days last week because of the oppressive heat-- and it was the first day I had to navig...
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