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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Dave Debuts "Creepy White Van" to an Audience of One (Human)
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If you're like me (or Linda from Bob's Burgers) you might occasionally sing original songs about whatever the hell is going on rig...
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When Canadians Like Maple Syrup
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The Hidden Brain episode "Group Think" explains why Canadians like honey and maple syrup equally . . . UNLESS they are reminded t...
Tooziest Toozday
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Tuesday is obviously the worst day of the week-- it has none of the earnest go-getter initiative of Monday, none of the hump-day inspiration...
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L'esprit d'escalier, Sixteen Years Later
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Last night at a birthday party, while we were discussing life, death, birth etcetera, my friend Alec and I figured out what to say when you ...
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Ramble On, Jack, Ramble On
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If you're looking for some sensitive and thoughtful fiction, you're probably not going to like Lee Child's first Jack Reacher no...
Rough Afternoon
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My son Alex had a rough afternoon on the pitch today-- it was hot and we were playing a very tough South River team on their insane grass fi...
Hygiene Theater Part II
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This picture of my high school's "terminal" hallway says it all about "hygiene theater"-- today at cafeteria duty, t...
Acting! In the Hygiene Theater . . .
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School is absurd right now-- we wear masks in class, but then we go to the cafeteria and 500-plus kids eat together without masks (and I sup...
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Looking for the Silver Lining in Chronology
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My older son Alex-- a senior in high school-- had a good day on Friday; he learned he was starting at left-back in the soccer game on Saturd...
The Myth of the Starving Artist
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According to North Korean defector Yeonmi Park, there's no such thing as a starving artist-- if you're foraging for grasshoppers and...
Trump, Shakespeare, Assassination, Viral Media, Abe Lincoln, Wife-Beating, Etc
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James Shapiro's book Shakespeare in a Divided America: What His Plays Tell Us About Our Past and Future is far more fun and compelling ...
Ironic and Idiotic Advice and Action Juxtaposition
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Teenage boys are often the worst about basic common sense and safety-- for example, they leave the burners on in the kitchen and go elsewher...
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The Dress: Revisited By a Morning Person
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According to this article in Slate, morning people (larks) had a much better chance of seeing that black and blue dress that took the inter...
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Be Like Jenson (Not Novak)
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I'm a compact guy, so no more following around-- I'm going to hit a compact two-handed backhand . . . and I might even chip it with ...
The Return of the Greased Watermelon!
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This morning my shoulder felt awful, my legs were sore, and I was still a little slick from the vaseline . . . which are all good things as ...
Hurricane Ida Jersey Flood Pics
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Here are some pics of the Hurrican Ida floodwaters in Highland Park and New Brunswick . . . pretty wild-- for two days, our house was rivers...
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What Does the Fox Scream?
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I thought that when our coffee maker broke, that was the perfect ending for this summer-- but it wasn't-- the perfect ending was a monst...
A Perfectly Apropos Ending for This Summer (but a bit on the nose)
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On my final day of summer (but my wife is reporting to work today) the coffee maker broke, which is the perfect end to this summer of lost a...
Penultimate Day of Summer!
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I've got to report to work on Thursday, and this is what I've done so far on my penultimate day of summer: 1) went to the dog park a...
New(ish) Car!
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We picked up our 2018 Mazda CX-5 today from Open Road Honda, we were looking for a CR-V or a RAV4 but we got a great deal (after a lot of br...
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