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The True Meaning of the SNL Weezer Sketch (and the True Meaning of Weezer, the Universe, and Everything)
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In December, SNL aired a sketch about the band Weezer. Some folks are sitting down to what looks to be a lovely holiday dinner party, but th...
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Trump Causes More Shit
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Last week, after visiting the dog park, I tried to walk home along the river. It was damn near impassable. The grass and the path were strew...
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Please Do Not Tell My Wife About the "Send Audio Clip Over SMS" Feature (A Close Reading of an Irate Text)
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My students have informed me that you can send an audio clip via SMS on an Android phone. Please do not inform my wife about this Android f...
First Contact: International Edition
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You're about to order some Bangin' Shrimp at your local Ruby Tuesday's when the old ladies in the booth next to you rip off thei...
I Am More Than My Big Firm Round Ones
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Those of you who know me might be surprised to hear this, but I know what it's like to be objectified. To be eye-balled, given the once-...
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New Paltz with No Kids: A Study in Words and Photos
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Just after Christmas, my parents took our two boys to Florida with them. This afforded me, my wife, and our dog Lola a chance to take a kid-...
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