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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)

No Such Yuck

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A bird shit on my driver-side car door handle last night, but instead of wiping it off, I gingerly opened the door-- gripping the handle wit...

This Underground Railroad is Actually Underground

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I was pleasantly surprised (and pleasantly horrified) by Colson Whitehead's novel  The Underground Railroad . . .  I assumed that becaus...

This Sentence Is Not About A Bench

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Early Sunday morning at the dog park, behind the bench, in the shadow of the bench, there was a white bench-shaped outline of rime-frost on ...
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The Test 68: The Key Piece

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This is the episode of The Test  we recorded the day after the election-- we decided we wanted to capture some audio as close to the incid...

Trump Sez the Chinese Curse is a Hoax

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The Chinese Curse is devastatingly simple: may you live in interesting times , and-- unless the Chinese Curse is a Chinese Hoax-- there is n...
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Tim Wu Tang Claim Part II

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Once in the English Office, our old boss once pronounced her love of email, because it saved her so much time, but my sagacious friend Mike ...
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The Wu Tang Claim Helps Dave Understand the Election and More

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I'd like to assure Zman that yes I am working on a post about the election results, but I'm taking my time and trying to process and...
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Dave Learns What Women Really Want . . . And It's Sick

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After suffering a wicked twenty-four hour stomach virus, I returned to work yesterday, tired but noticeably lighter, and no less than three ...
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Two Signs of the Impending Apocalypse

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It is no secret that I am past my prime-- on the bell curve of life, I am on the other side of the peak, every day I slide a bit more toward...
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Dave Successfully Eats Honey-Drizzled Toast . . . Yes!

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The honey-drizzled toast I ate twenty minutes ago seems to be content inside my body, unlike all the other food I consumed in the past twent...

The Test 67: One for the Slacktivists

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Despite her bronchial infection, Stacey presents a smart and topical quiz on political terms and issues . . . this one is short and swee...

Dave Falls Prey to the Sequential Contrast Effect

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The new episode of Freakonomics Radio: How to Make a Bad Decision  is a lesson in how subjective we are in all our judgements; major league ...
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The Apple Ruins Everything

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As a parent, it's wonderful when you see a trait in your child that you possess yourself, especially if it's something you consi...
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Dave Votes For Burnt Up Bugs

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Yesterday morning at school, I noticed that the hallways and cafeteria smelled weird (and if I noticed it smelled weird, then it really did ...
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Dave Wins a Presidential Debate!

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I am not a great debater . . . I tend to forget what want to say mid-argument, I am easily confused and side-tracked, I'm capricious and...
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Stuff With Manasquan in the Name

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The Manasquan Dog Beach (Fisherman's Cove) is a bit smaller than I expected (and you're supposed to keep your dog on a leash, altho...

The Test 66: TV Theme Song Escapism

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Despite our collective election hangover, Stacey, Cunningham and I got together on Wednesday, November 9th in order to record three epi...
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Desert Truffles

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During our three year stint in Damascus, my wife and I thoroughly enjoyed a short period of time in the spring-- just after the desert rain...

Leeroy Jenkins Edges Out Crazy Eddie Antar

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If the Bourne Identity series and Good Will Hunting had a child, it would be  The Accountant-- a fairly absurd (but also fairly entertaini...
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Dear President Elect Trump: If You Really Want to Build That Wall, Here's How To Do It . . .

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Here's a fun possibility in Trumperica: Trump scraps NAFTA, the peso tumbles even lower , causing a terrible recession in Mexico...
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