Sentence of Dave

It was yesterday morning, 6 AM, dark and chilly, and I was walking the dog . . . but I was in the home stretch, nearing my driveway-- the do...

This episode of The Test is probably as close to educational as we'll ever come . . . we all performed so well that we didn't even ...

There is nothing quite like the mania to which my children and their gang of friends succumb during our town's "Garage Sale Day&quo...

There's a mathematical paradox in The Fabulous Thunderbird's song "Tuff Enuff" . . . if you work "twenty-four hou...

I finally finished Carl Safina's book Beyond Words: What Animals Think and Feel and it's one of the most powerful and moving things ...

I finally sprung for a vanity license plate, but I don't want people to know how vain I am, so I got 58T * CA3 .

It's the zombie apocalypse and you're trudging through Georgia and the anti-theft tags at Kohls aren't going to trigger any a...

Each morning, just before I leave for work, I go upstairs and give each of my children a kiss on the forehead-- they're always sound asl...

Every season, The Walking Dead  ramps up the gore a little more, but my wife and I are unfazed: sixty -plus episodes of zombie apocalypse h...

This week's episode of The Test is quick and painless (unlike last week's epic) and special guest Scott and I perform admirably on ...

In 2012, Anne-Mare Slaughter explained "Why Women Still Can't Have It All"  and though she took some flak for her hypothesis--...

On Friday, during the morning announcements, the principal reminded us that it is National Bullying Prevention Month-- and this is certainly...

The difference between watching a sitcom in the 1980's and watching a sitcom in 2015 is this: back then, you were never quite sure what ...

According to weather.com, the Northeast is in "the cone of uncertainty" as far as Hurricane Joaquin is concerned . . . but rea...

I wish I were European, so I could wear a Speedo to my pool without irony . . . and not for the comfort (no chafing!) or the speed I'd g...

The boys and I were in a rush to get to a barbeque on Saturday (mainly because we were held up at the Rutgers/Kansas game, which was intoler...

Our most popular episode of The Test  is  "Dating Cunningham" -- in it she reveals the secret topics and knowledge that will make ...

For the past ten years, I have used the same system to hang my clothes in my rather small closet in the corner of our bedroom-- I pile the c...

I was walking the dog last week and I saw two guys rolling a giant trampoline down my street-- and this was something I had never seen befor...

I know we're a bit behind the times in my family (my Shakespeare students were astounded that I didn't know that Anne Hathaway is...