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Dave Has a Miraculous Post-Christmas Vision!

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When your mind strays outside the established box-walls, then you will certainly suffer disdain and criticism, even from those who profess t...
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A Book For People Who Thought "The Road" Was Too Depressing

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Station Eleven , by Emily St. John Mandel, adds nothing new to the apocalypse trope-- in fact, I think she keeps it simple on purpose: a kil...
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Some of the Best Sentences Ever Written (By Me . . . This Year)

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Once again, it's time for me to arbitrarily choose my favorite posts of the year ; I hope you enjoy them and perhaps 2015 will provide m...

Unwarranted Death Stare

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So I'm walking down the hall, minding my own business, trying to get to my period 10/11 Creative Writing class on time and in front of m...

If You Have a Cool Jazz Voice, Then You Don't Need Transitions

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If you've got a cool jazz DJ voice, like Venus Flytrap or Gary Walker (from WBGO out of Newark) then you don't need to use transit...

A First World Conundrum

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Does anyone else have trouble napping when the cleaning woman is doing her thing?

New Rack vs. New Knobs

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My wife is wonderful and amazing just as she is, but that doesn't mean she can't occasionally improve things . . . so this year, for...
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Seriously, Sirius?

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So I'm walking my dog and it starts to rain and it's cold and damp and I'm hurrying home and he pulls me to a complete stop so h...
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Fell On Black Days

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Sunday was the Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere, and thus the shortest day and longest night of the year-- if you care to know how...
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The Significance of #47

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Having this blog has made it easy to keep track of the important things in my life, such as the number of tacos I ate in 2011  (200!) and th...
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Ostrich Philosophy

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My son Alex came home Tuesday with a nasty scrape on his arm, an injury he suffered in what he named "the arena"-- a free-form fig...

Enough About Serial Already

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Here is a piece of graffito I read on a condom machine in a bar bathroom: "this gum tastes funny."

Now That Serial Is Over, What Will My Brain Do?

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The podcast Serial has finally reached its conclusion-- and while the ending might not satisfy the binge-listeners, anyone who listened t...
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Of Course We Do (Not)

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My son Alex explained to us that he was making a movie at school and then he asked: "Do we have any snow leopard costumes?"
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Like Spider Like Son

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Although I am a competent basketball player now, this wasn't the case in college-- in fact, the only basketball skill I possessed back...
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Surprise!

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Fans of my idiotic ramblings know that I hate surprise parties-- I think people should be allowed to prepare in advance for social events (a...
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The Way We Were

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For the past two weeks, my children have been starring in an epic saga of forgetfulness; they forgot their homework and the materials they n...
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How to Write the Comment of the Year

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There are only sixteen days left in 2014, so if you're looking to win the prestigious Sentence of Dave Comment of the Year you'd bet...
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Physics Equation with Dark Matter

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Black fleece pants + black jacket + black rainy night + black Nike sneakers + black dog = almost getting hit by a car while walking the dog.
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I Finally Understand Madmen

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It took me a while to get it, but I have a good excuse-- I was distracted by all the outfits: Meghan's beautiful outfits and Peggy's...
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