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If Everyone Else is Juicing, How Can I Compete?
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I recently learned that a number of people in my English department are "juicing" and have been at it for quite a while . . . they...
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Roger, Do It For the Children! (Or Most of the Children, But Not the Children in Shakespeare Class)
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It's time once again for my annual epistle to Roger Goodell , beseeching him to move the Super Bowl to Saturday, and this year the impac...
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Lack of Sentence and an Idea for a T-shirt Wrapped into One Half-Assed Fragment of Thought
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Last week, I had a really great idea for a sentence while I was talking to Alec at the pub, but the next morning, I couldn't remember it...
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Facebook Stock Plummets! Dave Buys New Snowboard!
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You don't need to read Dave Eggers' overly long and polemical book The Circle to know that Facebook is a vast evil time-suck that ...
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FOOD!
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Sometimes, I get so hungry that I've got to eat before I sit down to eat.
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It's Good to be the Cook
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The Danish film A Hijacking taught me three things: 1) if your ship is taken by Somali pirates, everyone on board -- including the pirate...
You Might Only Want to Read 1/2 of this Sentence
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The folks at work claim that my braided belt is from the '90's, but that's not true -- my braided belt from the '90's di...
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Batting A Thousand (Sort of)
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I saw three ex-students out-of-context in the span of three days and nailed all of their names: 1) saw a girl I had many, many years ago a...
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Not Surprising . . .
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Building a cardboard box in which to ship a banjo is harder than you think.
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Despite All the F*%king Grading, There Are Some Fun Things About Being a Teacher
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One of the great things about being a teacher is that you get to teach people things, and so when I show Marshall Curry's fantastic docu...
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A Loooooooong Week for Ian
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By Wednesday afternoon of last week, this was the list of Ian's infractions at school, as reported by his very forgiving and patient tea...
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My Wife and I Agree on How Not To Lose Your Shit
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When I go to the gym, I leave my wallet and cell-phone in the glove compartment of my car because I think that there is a greater chance of ...
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Sports: The Reason Why I Don't Invent a Bunch of Cool Stuff for the Internet
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While reading George Packer's fragmented and arresting book about the fragmentation of America ( The Unwinding: An Inner History of the ...
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If . . . Then . . . But
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Wednesday morning . . . 5:45 AM . . . and it's so foggy that I can't see the end of the road-- if I wasn't with my trusty canine...
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Layers and Layers of Irony and Failure
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Nothing makes me more unhappy that enforced pep ( you may remember my difficulties when I was compelled to "Dress Like a Holiday" ...
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Persistence and Patience Pay Off (When You're Dealing with Poop)
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A few months ago, I rode through some dog-poop and the poop got all wedged in my bike's knobby tires, and I didn't feel like scrapin...
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Caloric Categorization
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The only healthy snack that satisfies me is a quartered apple with globs of peanut butter on each slice-- but sometimes I pour chocolate chi...
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Two News Stories People Can Relate To . . .
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I'm plugging away at After the Music Stopped: The Financial Crisis, the Response, and the Work Ahead and though I've read more th...
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If I Could Leave You With One Profound Thought . . .
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If you like "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus" type stuff ( men are waffles and women are spaghetti? ) then you have to lis...
Dave Invents a Phrase: Parental Capital
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Once upon a time, I learned not to take family viewing recommendations from people without kids , but I completely forgot this lesson a f...
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