Sentence of Dave

You go to the eye-doctor, and they dilate the hell out of your eyes, so you can't see . . . and then they expect you to pick out a pair ...

Next week my son's U-9 travel team will be playing in the Piscataway 33rd Annual Fall Classic Soccer Tournament, and they will be season...

Sometimes early bankruptcy is the best thing that can happen to you in a game of Monopoly.

When I taught in Damascus, the high school history teacher had her students personally prioritize the concepts in the Bill of Rights; the Am...

I was absolutely appalled by the behavior of a man in a construction pick-up vehicle last Friday evening; Catherine, the boys, and I were on...

I have already pointed out here that while I love to read Chuck Klosterman, he annoys me a bit, because he is such a clear, engaging and rel...

I often see dolphins from a distance while riding on my stand-up paddleboard, but I've never been able to close in on them, because dolp...

Soccer.

Has anyone seen my hat?

I recently wrote a post over at Gheorghe: The Blog about how I don't drink enough liquor and how this is rather unmanly of me , but I re...

I finally did it . . . on my third try, I finished David Foster Wallace's epic post-modern masterpiece, Infinite Jest  . . . but I'm...

Summer break is winding down here in New Jersey, and so it's time to check-in on my Summer To-do List   . . . I did not brush-up on my S...

The venerable and renowned Mamoun's Falafel  opened a location in New Brunswick, and, while I must admit that their falafel sandwich ...

I recently pointed out that all of my clothing is disintegrating  -- like a giant tub of old yogurt, it's all expiring at once -- and...

Most of you probably know this, but you can download a multitude of podcasts for free on iTunes (it's especially easy if you "subsc...

To derive the hygienic benefits of a WaterPik Cordless Oral Flosser, you not only have to purchase it (at the dentist's recommendation) ...

My wife found a CrossFit routine on-line, and while I know very little about the program, I have learned this: if you repeat this innocuous ...

The last TV show I watched in real time was  Seinfeld . . . I remember frenetic discussions of the previous night's episode at cafete...

You'll have to head on over to Gheorghe: The Blog today to get your daily fix of Dave; I brandish my vast and sagacious sporting knowle...

I love the FX show Justified --   U.S. Marshall Raylin Givens has returned to his old stomping grounds, Harlan County (where they know th...