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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
A Young Lady Shuts Me Up
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I was explaining this pathetic tale to my senior English class -- and I was taking the perspective that I had "accomplished the task g...
My Wife Admits She Erred!
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Apparently, my wife has NOT been reading my blog, or she would have remembered this rule to live by . . . but instead of obeying my wisdom,...
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That's Really Incredible!
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Last Monday, while eating a delicious slice of porcetta (a meal that a friend of ours only prepares on Martin Luther King Day, because she h...
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How Much Campanology Can You Tolerate in a Novel?
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I was enjoying Dorothy Sayers' classic mystery The Nine Tailors . . . but eventually all the campanology got to be too much for me and ...
Coaching Trick
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If you stick smelly, damp, and dirty soccer pinnies in the dryer for a bit, then they seem clean (or they seem clean to seven year old ...
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Shocking News in the World of Traffic!
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I saw someone on Route 1 start to do the infamous "drive in reverse on the shoulder of a busy highway because I missed my exit and I am...
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Another Great Free Idea
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Usually, my wife folds my laundry -- though I tell her this is unnecessary -- so this time, when she finished the load, I took the basket an...
There IS a Correct Answer to this Question
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So Tuesday night at dinner, my eight year old son Alex posed this question to my wife: "Would you rather be bigger or smaller?" an...
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Super Bowl XLVII: The Harbaugh Bowl or The Harbor Bowl?
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Everyone and their brother has taken note of the fact that the upcoming Super Bowl is the first time siblings have met each other as oppo...
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I Am Not a Man
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Instead of watching the Baltimore/New England NFL championship game on Sunday, my wife and I engaged in a marathon of the HBO comedy Gir...
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Dogs vs. Geese
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I hate the park by my house right now -- it's muddy and full of goose-shit -- and the only way to solve the problem (without resorting t...
You vs. Speransky
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It's often surprising what can generate a good discussion in English class: last week I had the kids read a short passage from War and P...
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They Are Probably High in Fiber
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My dog likes to eat shin-guards.
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If Only He Could Harness His Brain For Good
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The other day my son Alex informed me that "if you say tuba backwards, it's 'a butt'"
There Is Definitely Something Wrong With Me
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So my older son -- who is eight -- got a Ripstik caster board for Christmas; if you haven't seen one of these things, they look like ...
Holes in the Loop
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Not much to complain about with Rian Johnson's new time travel movie Looper -- the visual effects are gritty and realistic, Bruce Wi...
Wow.
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Katherine Boo's new book Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Life, Death, and Hope in a Mumbai Undercity is astounding on three levels: 1) ...
Alex and I Take the High Road
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The other night, I was reading my kids Daniel Pinkwater's awesomely bizarre children's book Lizard Music, and we came to the part w...
Regrets: If You Don't Have Them You Are Dumb
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I try to appreciate all that I have -- which I know is a lot . . . especially because I'm reading Behind the Beautiful Forevers: Lif...
Another Rule to Live By
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Even if you are going somewhere by car, you should still dress for the weather outside.
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