Sentence of Dave

Only in America will the pimple-faced grill guy from Lowe's-- whose camouflage boxers protrude conspicuously from his pants-- advise you...

Last Tuesday, I confronted my six year old son Ian at 5:05 PM about the inordinate number of Cheez-It brand baked snack crackers he was cons...

If you have the choice, you're much better off listening to Milo Goes to College, rather than watching The Descendants . . . thou...

Last week I corrected my wife for using the word "lay" instead of "lie," and when she questioned me about the proper usa...

It makes sense that the world's largest kaleidoscope is near Woodstock, New York and it also makes sense that the eleven minute show ...

April is the month to celebrate poets and poetry , and so I will share one of my poems here (and please don't be intimidated by how good...

So last week, I thought to myself, if I were able to speak to a corporation, this is what I would say: "Hey Herr's . . . how about...

My dog chewed on one of my guitar picks, and now it fits perfectly between my finger and thumb (which makes me wonder if I can train him t...

Watering my wife's garden would be monotonous, if it weren't for the magical powers of beer.

David Cronenberg's eXistenZ came out at the same time as The Matrix , but it wasn't as popular-- possibly because it's easier...

My son Alex got in trouble for punching his younger brother in the head yesterday, and I am partly to blame-- Ian was telling us about his ...

Using my magnificent powers of clairvoyance and divination , I am going to make a stunningly useless prediction: in the near future, my wif...

From the same mind that brought you the eternally delightful and eminently practical word Tupperawareness , comes another hand-crafted, ho...

Happiness is flipping over a rock and finding a salamander . . . but you've got to flip a lot of rocks before you hit the jackpot; we ...

When we go on vacation, we let our boys watch cable TV .

So Wednesday night my wife spent eight hours in the emergency room with her mother, who needed an emergency nephrostomy, and then she spent...

If you haven't seen The Shield start to finish, then you are really missing out; from the fantastic pilot that sets the plot arc for ...

One moment you may find yourself in aptly named High Falls, New York-- standing beneath a waterfall with your wife, watching your boys ski...

I love pretty much everything documentarian Errol Morris has done, but if you're going to get into his work, you might as well start ...

This clip of David Cross selling Thunder Muscle energy drink is NOT SAFE FOR WORK . . . and if you find this sort of thing funny ( my wife...