Sentence of Dave

During an alcohol-fueled discussion on the evolution of the automobile with my friend Roman (who is also willing to discuss whethe...

The boys and I went to the delicious Mexican place in Princeton on Friday and I was going to get a taco to increase my 2011 Taco Count , bu...

So Connell, Roman, and I are walking back from the Park Pub late Thursday night and we pass by the laundromat next to the dollar store on...

So this is as wild as it gets for an aging 41 year old athlete: a 10 PM adult league soccer game (congratulations to Terry for his hat trick...

Everyone has a favorite t-shirt that has succumbed to the ravages of time, but what if you could travel back to your past and bring back one...

Sunday morning, after a long day of imbibing on a bachelor-party-camping-trip, I misread a sign on Route 18-- and the magnitude of my misrea...

I may have to duke it out with my five year old son at dinner, if my 2011 Taco Count is going to proceed unimpeded-- he ate three tacos Mo...

I asked my wife if I could show this YouTube video to our children, and she said that it isn't nice to laugh at other people's pai...

High school students of the world-- if you ever wondered what goes inside the English office once the door closes and the teachers are no lo...

We went down swinging, but-- tragically-- our salamander streak is over . . . I lifted up every rock, cement block, and rotten log in the M...

As far as our salamander streak was concerned, it was the bottom of the ninth, with two out and two strikes-- we had lifted up every log an...

Last week, I received a phone call from my wife and she told me she was at the gas station and had been waiting for ten minutes but hadn...

We were watching The Black Cauldron and it was getting near the end and the plot was tense and my five year old son was worried, but my se...

Some analogies are so bad they're stupid ; some analogies are so bad they're funny ; and-- of course-- some analogies make a lot of...

Netflix describes Winter's Bone as an "unflinching noir drama set deep in the Ozarks," and because of that depressing descri...

Apparently, if there is a pile of neatly packaged Ghirardelli seven layer brownies (two to a sandwich bag) sitting on the counter, then the...

I thought I should read something more literary before returning to the juvenile pleasures of George R.R. Martin , and so I tackled and fin...

Just as Christians feel pity for all the people who died before the coming of Christ, and wonder about their fate in the after-life, I feel ...

We were playing the "Can You Help Me Figure Out Who I Just Had A Conversation With" game in the English Office the other day, and ...

My wife took a look at out neighbor's freshly mowed lawn and asked an excellent question: Are dandelions being selected for-- are they s...