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I'd Better Pace Myself

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Governor Christie promises he will pay into the state pension fund if a number of his demands are met (that's how collective bargaining ...
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Costco on a Weekday! This Is How It Feels!

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I went to Costco after school last week, and it was surprisingly satisfying . . . it wasn't crowded so I didn't have my usual panic ...

Ian's Forecast

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It's gonna rain babies.

Banksy and Alan Moore Should Hang Out

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Banksy, the acclaimed and aggressively anonymous street artist, was invited to the Oscars for his debut film Exit Through The Gift Shop but...
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Fins Are For Fish

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When I am swimming laps in the pool at the gym, I pace myself against the swimmer in the adjacent lane, and I am a decent swimmer so unless...
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No One Understands My Brilliance

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It is very frustrating when you have a sudden and fantastic synaptic burst that results in a brilliant idea, and it goes unappreciated; for ...
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The Bar is Raised at the 2011 Plunge

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The bar was raised in numerous ways at this year's Sea Isle City Polar Plunge :  1) Due to more people on Friday night and more members...
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Clay Shirky, You Are My Nemesis!

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I am reading War and Peace for the second time right now-- and that's not counting the time I read six hundred pages and and then quit,...

I Can Neither Read Nor Cook

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I learned something about couscous the other day: I was trying to time dinner so that everything was ready exactly when my wife and kids got...

The Damned United is Damned Good

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The movie The Damned United , which portrays Brian Clough-- England's most celebrated, enigmatic, abrasive and outspoken soccer coach --...

I Use Probability to Solve A Marital Mystery

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Once again, I discovered my gym bag in the closet upside-down, and I was not the one who did this-- because I never put my gym-bag away, nor...
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I Am A Winner (And I Didn't Even Know It)

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Each year San Jose State University sponsors the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest , where entrants are challenged to write the worst beginning ...
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Louie

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Though the Seinfeld gang led pathetic and shallow lives, they could always turn to each other for camaraderie-- even at the end in their j...
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My Son Wisely Keeps His Mouth Shut

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My six year old son Alex expressed his skepticism over the clairvoyance of Punxsutawny Phil, and he also expressed his disdain for his first...

My Lips Save the Day . . . Now Who Will Be My Valentine?

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Sunday morning, while playing indoor soccer, I hit a slick patch on the gym floor and my feet slid backwards and into the air, and it happe...
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My Use of Mathematics Makes A Young Lady Weep

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In my composition class, one of the options for the classification and division essay is an assignment I stole from Bess Ward, a science pro...
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Zombies Vs. Men In Tights

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Last weekend, I consumed 11 volumes of Walking Dead comic books (but now I am back on track with the new translation of War and Peace) and...
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Retreat!

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Last Saturday, during the freezing rain storm, Alex and Ian built an elaborate fort in the living room: they covered a card table with an af...
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I Am Calling Out Alan Moore (Despite His Scary Beard)

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I have mentioned that I can't really understand why fans of the graphic novel Watchmen despise Zach Snyder's movie version . . . I...
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Plastic Bag Saves the Day!

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I was suffering the embarrassment of an "invalid magnetic strip" at the grocery store-- for both my ATM card and my credit card-...
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