Sentence of Dave

I should really back up my files more often; I really should.

Last Sunday I decided to free myself from the traditional constraints of breakfast (we had a dinner party Saturday night, so there were lots...

I would like to commend all the people in my life that have made it into a Sentence of Dave-- because I am so self-centered, this only occur...

I am a skeptic of all things paranormal, but I'm willing to keep an open mind . . . and so by the powers invested in me as the author ...

In Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice , Shylock the moneylender explains to his nemesis Antonio that entrepreneurship dates back to B...

My wife is a great cook, and I am a great eater of what she cooks . . . this is like the zen koan about the tree falling in the forest, exce...

Note to self: the two dollar margaritas at Charlie Brown's on Tuesday nights are worth exactly that.

So it seems silly to write my typical run-on sentence about James Ellroy's new novel, Blood's A Rover , since his sentences run five...

It's gotten cold, and one of my favorite things to do when it's cold is to put on baggy fleece pants and eat a shitload of food, but...

So here's my idea for a great party: it's called a "YouTube Party" and everyone who comes is allowed to play one YouTube ...

Although I regard cable television as an evil time-squandering monopolistic specter, I may have to get it for social reasons—we were all hav...

I've been using the patch of poison ivy on my forearm as a teaching aid (the threat is that if you get the answer wrong, I will make you...

My Asus Gigabyte motherboard has some compatibility issues with my NVidia GE Force 9500 video-card, possibly because the video-card shares a...

If you're looking for a drama about a high school teacher that's a little more intense than Welcome Back Kotter (even more intense t...

The past two days my sentences have been egregious, and so to reconcile with you, my loyal audience, I will provide a sexy picture of Farrah...

This is hardly a sentence.

My five-year-old son Alex divulged the plan that he and his two friends concocted at school-- they are going to build robot replicas of them...

It was my lucky day in the ISS (in school suspension) room-- no students present-- and so I had an empty room to myself in which to grade pa...

At bedtime, I've been reading my kids a children's version of Moby Dick (which, honestly, is hardly a bedtime story-- people die ev...

Is it just me, or does everyone cut their cornbread into tiny little cubes so there's more surface area to coat with butter?