Sentence of Dave

Apparently, on town-wide garage sale day in Watsonville, PA, it's not only time to sell your old clothes, toys, and furniture, but it...

The New Jersey Shakespeare Theater's presentation of Hamlet  was fantastic, but it was also a vector for H1N1-- the theater is quite sma...

It doesn't look like I'm going to be mentally capable of helping Catherine and her co-coach Lauren with Alex and Ian's soccer te...

My Achilles tendon doesn't feel like it's connected to my foot anymore.

My wife calls me "retarded" an awful lot, considering that she's a Special Education teacher.

Although it makes me look silly, the Breathe Right nose strip is actually helping me sleep better during ragweed season... and the alternati...

I used to consider turning on the porch light after dark a polite gesture, especially if Catherine was still out, as the porch light illumin...

After a discussion about food in general (including Michael Pollan and Big Corn) and oranges in particular-- my grandmother told us that bac...

You will meet an old friend, who is now involved in international espionage, and you will become entangled in a byzantine plot with this old...

A combination of allergies, teaching a full week of school, and soccer try-outs made me lose my voice, so Saturday morning I felt like Dona...

Though Katherine Howe's novel The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane is about witchcraft, it is the opposite of a Harry Potter tale, as ...

The other morning, while I was filling my water bottle at the water fountain, a little sophomore boy walked past, but then I saw his head tu...

It's hard to look like a badass when you're eating a frozen Go-Gurt, especially because it means you took the time to think ahead—th...

Finally watched Quentin Tarantino's B Movie parody/homage Deathproof : I can't say that I loved it, although Kurt Russell is entert...

For several years, my friend Whitney and I have been pursuing the great white whale of novelty songs, an epic entirely composed of lyrics f...

So yesterday I ran a few miles before soccer practice started, and then I ran quite a bit at practice-- I do all the sprints and running to ...

The vocabulary of the recession is creeping into the students' lexicon: last week in my senior writing class, a girl complained that she...

In this rather surreal picture Alex drew of our family (sans himself) he portrayed his younger brother Ian as a many-armed cyclops, which ma...

Never underestimate the Super Powers that your children attribute to you: I was describing my abortive trip to the East Brunswick Library to...

Some members of my family have remarked that my policy on allowable television viewing is similar to that of a communist dictator's stin...