Sentence of Dave
The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
3/31/2009
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I left my car at the Grove Friday night, Catherine met me out after the Collision Dance Competition and when it was time to go, I thought it...
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3/30/2009
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The Sentence of Dave now-- at no extra cost to you, the reader-- provides links to the opinion section of both The Wall Street Journal and t...
3/29/2009
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Senioritis has arrived: several of my seniors were trying to cover their second semester text book by wrapping (not taping) a single sheet ...
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3/28/2009
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My younger son Ian's reaction when Alex went to swim lessons but he did not (his age group was all filled up for this session) was awful...
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Warning Warning.
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The warning for today's sentence may be unnecessarily ironic.
Irony Warning!
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The meaning of today's sentence may not be what it literally says! Dave might actually be content with his monotonous life! The events...
3/27/2009
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My life has been so boring and monotonous lately (get up early, practice the guitar, go to work, grade essays, come home, have a snack, play...
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3/26/2009
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In case anyone is concerned, my cyst wound is healing nicely, because I have good "tissue granulation," but maybe this was just th...
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3/25/2009
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In these hard economic times, it is important to remember that there are two ways to look at any political issue, and it is also important t...
3/24/2009
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The ticket lady cautioned us that the Imax movie Sea Monsters was a bit scary, and I thought she was referring to the acting-- the B movie a...
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3/23/2009
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I am wondering just how angry I am supposed to get at my children when they do not listen to me; I know it's bad for my heart to get an...
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3/22/2009
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It took thirty three years for me to learn that Evelyn Waugh was a man.
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3/21/2009
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A student told me this story yesterday, and it was so bad that I have reproduced it here verbatim: "Last night at work, I met this guy ...
3/20/2009
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Does anyone know where I put my banjo finger-picks?
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The State is Never Right
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If there's one thing I've learned about politics from reading Nixonland: the rise of a president and the fracturing of America , it ...
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3/18/2009
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If you live each day like it is your last, then very soon one of them will be . . . if you live life to the fullest, soon you will be very f...
The Wrestler: This One Hit Me Below the Belt
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I give The Wrestler nineteen staple-gun wounds out of a possible twenty-- and it's worth seeing on the big screen because the movie is ...
Two Reasons to See Happy
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I give Mike Leigh's new movie Happy Go Lucky nine trampolines out of a possible ten-- it's very funny and the soundtrack reminds m...
3/15/2009
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We did a double take and then used the internet to check the facts, but it is sad but true-- the median price of a home sold in Detroit in D...
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3/14/2009
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As my sophomores liked to nebulously state in their essays: Alexander Rodriguez and I are similar and different . . . we are similar becaus...
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