Sentence of Dave

I think you can handle it, so I'm going to tell you the truth, and though it may be grotesque and incomprehensible, it may also save you...

In the future, people will rarely mention the future.

Last night, just after discussing the infamous "one-upper" that now works with us (this Emilio, he is more than famous for his &qu...

Like the Harry Potter series, Feed the Animals -- the super mash-up album by Girl Talk -- is totally entertaining and completely derivative...

There comes a time in a man's life when he realizes that sports are not a metaphor for life; that sports, in fact, are far simpler, redu...

In my quest to see the movies everyone else has already seen (you may recall my failed attempt to watch Top Gun ) I finished The Big Chill ...

Happiness is going to the dentist because you think your abscess has returned and it will have to be "scooped out" like last time ...

Happiness is stepping on the scale after a two week vacation that was both gluttonous and bibulous, and weighing the same as when you left ....

The number one reason to have children: you can send them off to ask questions of people you would never talk to . . . for example, some d...

We spent the first five days at the beach at the beach -- the boys were at each other's throats in the condo, and so we would get on the...

I finished Richard Ford's "Independence Day" last week at the beach-- the book that precedes "Lay of the Land" and I...

I've been thinking about a name for my new music project (which isn't starting for a while, despite the songs being written, because...

You know the kind of guy that keeps getter better looking with age-- more distinguished and ruggedly handsome with every passing year . . . ...

Yesterday (and I'm pretty sure very few people in North America can claim this) Dom and I were lucky enough to hear two different bands ...

The cliche is that time passes slowly when you are young, and that each summer day is an eternity unto itself, and that as you get older the...

My oldest son Alex developed early as far as language goes-- he was speaking in sentences before he was two years old, but Ian is precocious...

While at the science museum, my three year old son Ian and I followed the instructions and positioned our faces next to the monitor and lis...

190 pound man + very little knowledge of the butterfly stroke + repeated attempts to do the butterfly stroke after reading a chapter in a sw...

Sixteen levels of cabinetry, four levels of granite-- which needs to be tested for radon-- Silestone, Cambria, tile, wood, bamboo . . . the ...

Mice don't get Alzheimer's disease, which is annoying, but luckily, scientists figured out how to genetically alter them so they do-...