Sentence of Dave

Whitney came to visit last night, but he was woefully unprepared for the cold weather-- he had his work shoes, thin socks, a light jacket, s...

Some primitive attempts at humor last night from the kids: when Cat's mom said "See you in the morning" to Alex, he replied b...

I watched "Trailer Park Boys" last night, after a long hiatus from them; they weren't as funny as I remembered-- but I'm ...

I've been creating some poorly drawn animation on my tablet: if anyone has any easy-to-draw plot ideas for my amoeba sitcom, send them ...

Went with Catherine to see Bill Cosby last night, with the MAN and the woman . . . and if it wasn't for the BEER . . . well, then you y...

Yesterday, Alex, Ian and I built an igloo (and both my kids could comfortably fit inside-- a marvel of ice architecture); today, to continu...

It was only Alex and me at the breakfast table this morning; he looked at me and said "We're both picking our noses!" and it ...

Today, instead of using my snow day wisely and doing my taxes while the children napped, I wrote a short love song about amoebas and animate...

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Yesterday I consumed (in chronological order): two packs of oatmeal, an apple, a yogurt, five Munchkin Donuts, a cobb salad and jalapeno ch...

I realized on Monday that I've been driving without my license since early December-- I needed to show my ID at the Philadelphia Zoo bec...

I suffered through hours of Kate Blanchett pretending to be Queen Elizabeth because I wanted to see the Spanish Armada battle scene, and it ...

The warm weather made the animals extremely active at the zoo today-- polar bears wrestled underwater, penguins breached, the lions were act...

Yesterday, my two sons and I formed a short lived rock'n'roll band, and my son Alex came up with our name: The Junior States (he ha...

I listened to 8 Diagrams on my eight-mile run this morning, and the Wu-Tang is still "keeping it fresh like Tupperware."

I hate it when actors have to act : for example, Catherine and I were watching an entertaining thriller called Primal Fear and the part re...

A few weeks ago, I challeneged Alex to rub his belly and pat his head at the same time, but he was unable to do it and never mentioned it ag...

A bittersweet day: Alex conquered the sled hill by our house for the first time, but Ian was sick with a fever and had to stay inside.