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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Homeless Elbow
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Two days ago in Boulder, my friend Ryan and his wife Cat were attacked by a homeless man with a club-- Ryan took a shot to the head before C...
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Finned and Defused
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I'm reading Marvin Minsky's The Society of the Mind (his treatise on intelligence, artificial and otherwise) and Neil Shubin's Y...
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It's Hard to Start Hamlet With A Hangover
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If you have plans for the Super Bowl, make sure they're flexible-- because I sent an e-mail to the President of the Fox Network asking h...
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I'm Above This Kind of Gossip
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Apparently, the story that Mark Hamill got into a car accident and had reconstuctive surgery on his face between filming The Empire Strikes...
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How Much Does a Coffee Filter Filter?
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This morning I spilled the entire canister of coffee beans onto the kitchen floor (which isn't terribly clean, Alex and Ian are slobs) ,...
The Hassler
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Eighteen consecutive missed pool shots (including a break that flew off the table and into the wall) are erased by one lucky jump shot.
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Dave Rationalizes Violence in the Office
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I'm starting to feel less guilty about punching Brady in the leg yesterday -- in fact, because of his history of madcap pranks, I'm ...
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I Punch a Colleague For No Good Reason
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Unfortunately, the title of this post is accurate, but there were donuts involved so I think you'll understand how it happened and empat...
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I'm Not Superstitious Anyway
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If the Giants lose, I'll shoulder the blame (I was growing a Giants good-luck victory beard, but it got really itchy so I shaved it.)
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To Drool or Not to Drool
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I have to stop bringing such good sandwiches to work (e.g. ham, mozzarella, fried peppers, onion, lettuce, and balsamic dressing-- Catherine...
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Personification Poisons Dave's Mind
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I am so pissed off at my new USB hard drive that I can't think coherently enough to write a meaningful sentence.
Do Not Be Tempted By The Plethora of Signs
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Don't stop at Lake George if you need fuel and also need fast access to a bathroom-- the amenities are a long way off the exit!
Close Enough
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Six yards off is still a fairly accurate revelation.
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Nostra-Dave-Us
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A revelation: the Giants will beat Green Bay in overtime with a 41 yard field goal.
Yin and Yang
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We eluded the snow on our way to Vermont, but not whatever is giving me the shits.
If Bruce Were in Futurama
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Tonight, we'll be racing the storm up Route 87-- it almost sounds like a Bruce Springsteen song, aside from the kids in the back watchin...
You Can Get This Stuff Over-the-Counter?
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The potency of Nyquil always astounds me.
Te ves sexy en ese bikini de metal . . .
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I finally got my comeuppance for illegally burning DVD's I get from the library-- we sat down to watch "Return of the Jedi" on...
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Weather.com: Do They KNOW What 100% Means?
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Despite the one-hundred percent chance of snow Weather.com promised, we are going to school today-- but I guess a Giants victory over Dallas...
Where the Fuck Do You Get Lunch on a Saturday in Princeton?
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Who knew that both Conte's and Tortuga's Mexican Village are both closed for lunch on Saturdays?
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