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Homeless Elbow

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Two days ago in Boulder, my friend Ryan and his wife Cat were attacked by a homeless man with a club-- Ryan took a shot to the head before C...
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Finned and Defused

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I'm reading Marvin Minsky's The Society of the Mind (his treatise on intelligence, artificial and otherwise) and Neil Shubin's Y...
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It's Hard to Start Hamlet With A Hangover

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If you have plans for the Super Bowl, make sure they're flexible-- because I sent an e-mail to the President of the Fox Network asking h...
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I'm Above This Kind of Gossip

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Apparently, the story that Mark Hamill got into a car accident and had reconstuctive surgery on his face between filming  The Empire Strikes...
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How Much Does a Coffee Filter Filter?

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This morning I spilled the entire canister of coffee beans onto the kitchen floor (which isn't terribly clean, Alex and Ian are slobs) ,...

The Hassler

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Eighteen consecutive missed pool shots (including a break that flew off the table and into the wall) are erased by one lucky jump shot.
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Dave Rationalizes Violence in the Office

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I'm starting to feel less guilty about punching Brady in the leg yesterday -- in fact, because of his history of madcap pranks, I'm ...
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I Punch a Colleague For No Good Reason

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Unfortunately, the title of this post is accurate, but there were donuts involved so I think you'll understand how it happened and empat...
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I'm Not Superstitious Anyway

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If the Giants lose, I'll shoulder the blame (I was growing a Giants good-luck victory beard, but it got really itchy so I shaved it.)
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To Drool or Not to Drool

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I have to stop bringing such good sandwiches to work (e.g. ham, mozzarella, fried peppers, onion, lettuce, and balsamic dressing-- Catherine...
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Personification Poisons Dave's Mind

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I am so pissed off at my new USB hard drive that I can't think coherently enough to write a meaningful sentence.

Do Not Be Tempted By The Plethora of Signs

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Don't stop at Lake George if you need fuel and also need fast access to a bathroom-- the amenities are a long way off the exit!

Close Enough

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Six yards off is still a fairly accurate revelation.
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Nostra-Dave-Us

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A revelation: the Giants will beat Green Bay in overtime with a 41 yard field goal.

Yin and Yang

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We eluded the snow on our way to Vermont, but not whatever is giving me the shits.

If Bruce Were in Futurama

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Tonight, we'll be racing the storm up Route 87-- it almost sounds like a Bruce Springsteen song, aside from the kids in the back watchin...

You Can Get This Stuff Over-the-Counter?

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The potency of Nyquil always astounds me.

Te ves sexy en ese bikini de metal . . .

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I finally got my comeuppance for illegally burning DVD's I get from the library-- we sat down to watch "Return of the Jedi" on...
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Weather.com: Do They KNOW What 100% Means?

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Despite the one-hundred percent chance of snow Weather.com promised, we are going to school today-- but I guess a Giants victory over Dallas...

Where the Fuck Do You Get Lunch on a Saturday in Princeton?

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Who knew that both Conte's and Tortuga's Mexican Village are both closed for lunch on Saturdays?
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