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The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Nether Report
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I ran ten miles in the cold this morning, and I'm very sad to report that there was some chafing.
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Happy Birthday 2x
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After several hours at the emergency room, Catherine received two excellent birthday gifts: Alex tested negative for bacterial infection an...
The Physics of Evaporation
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Some people find it odd that after showering, I dry myself with three towels instead of one, but the fact is that three slightly damp towels...
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Boing! Bang!
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Last night, at the Chinese restaurant, my brother gave my three year old son a super-ball-- which he immediately bounced into the booth next...
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Closing Statement
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My wife and I got into a debate over how much clothing our children needed to wear during the chilly but very short trek from our front porc...
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Sharks Hurt, Sharks Scar, Sharks Wound and Mark
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Today, I asked my students to list and rank things that worried them: one girl found shark attacks more worrisome than the fear of never fi...
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Apparently, This Is Not a Viable Excuse To Be Lazy
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When I do mind-numbingly menial tasks, such as bagging raked leaves, putting away laundry, or washing the dishes, I get a vague feeling of a...
The Ur Sentence
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I am shopping for a new digital camera because my wife has a habit of leaving things on the roof of our car.
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