Sentence of Dave
The Required Amount at the Prescribed Rate (Handcrafted From the Finest Corinthian Leather)
Nietzsche's Eternal Recleaning
›
You do the dishes-- load the dishwasher, run it, wash the cutting boards, scrub the pots and pans but then-- magically and moments later-- t...
3 comments:
6 Servings Per Container? Bullshit . . .
›
My wife really needs to stop buying Pringles-- because once I remove that foil safety seal, there's no stopping the gluttony until the c...
2 comments:
Fun and Easy Prom Themes
›
This week, the juniors are voting on next year's prom theme and I'm going to buttonhole the junior class president and spitball some...
5 comments:
Chores are a Bore
›
Too many chores for a Saturday: pool clean up day-- which involves raking leaves, sticks, and horse chestnuts; dumping all the debris in the...
Like Shawshank But Reverse
›
Over the years, I have pilfered a number of large stones from the park by my house to outline my wife's garden and our back fence and m...
3 comments:
Students and Cellphones, Together Forever?
›
For the first time in years, I had to confiscate a particular student's cellphone-- I've been trying to be diligent about getting th...
3 comments:
Dave Knows His Audience
›
Yesterday, several players and I were sitting on the bench watching the last tennis match of the afternoon, and one of the players was lamen...
2 comments:
I'm Mister Snow Miser
›
My buddy Whitney responded to yesterday's sentence with an interesting question: "If you could get rid of either the wicked humid h...
Summer Is Coming
›
The jury is out about how much the human mind remembers pain, but I know for certain that every winter, I forget how much I hate the heat . ...
4 comments:
What Is It Like to Be a Dog?
›
On this very special episode of We Defy Augury , I interview my good friend and fledgling author Rob Russell . . .we discuss his new book &q...
Slurry Time!
›
No time to waste writing sentences, because I've got to mix the moss I scraped off a concrete block at the park with some yogurt and bee...
6 comments:
A Riddle Wrapped in an Enigma That is Broadcasting Tomorrow is "Tuesday" Vibes
›
This week was so long and busy that it has inverted itself into an endless loop, turning my Friday energy into overwhelming Monday Mobius st...
So Many Steps, So Many Racket Sports
›
Another successful GMC Tennis Tourney -- everyone advanced through the first round except Theo, who was exhausted from Passover fasting (tha...
6 comments:
The Pathetic Fallacy, Pregnancy Edition
›
Today at work the ladies organized a "sprinkle" for a teacher who is very pregnant with her second child (and leaving at the end o...
3 comments:
Sometimes, You Need To Strap Them On
›
Sometimes, when you're a homeowner, you need to strap on the ol' aerating shoes and march around on your lawn to make tiny holes for...
Did Jesus Tell Off-Color Jokes With His Bros? Probably Not . . .
›
One of the primary and profound questions that the play Hamlet explores is the opening line: "Who's there?" and so in class to...
4 comments:
Amazon . . . When You Need 5 Pounds of White Dutch Clover Seed NOW!
›
Like many environmentally conscious lawn owners, I am converting my lawn to clover . . . clover doesn't require much maintenance or wate...
7 comments:
Strange Winds: A Meditation on Contamination
›
A long podcast episode deserves a long title-- and my newest episode of We Defy Augury is my longest episode yet-- so I have titled it &...
Minor Expectations (by Edmund Wells)
›
Lowering the bar makes you less likely to trip over it.
4 comments:
Pickleball Rule #1
›
If it's your wife, don't give any advice.
2 comments:
‹
›
Home
View web version