MTV Cribs: Gecko Edition


My son Ian just upgraded his lizard tank, and it looks great—honestly, I'm amazed that the little guy is still alive . . . Bossk is at least nine years old, and he seems to be in good health (although, full disclosure, I am not a herpetologist, so how the fuck would I know?) and with proper care, Google says that a crested gecko can live fifteen to twenty years—so plenty of time for him to enjoy his new digs.

6 comments:

zman said...

Is this the same gecko that used to break out of his enclosure?

Whitney said...

In Pi Lam? From a wooden birdcage? And his name was Orlando Cepeda the Radar Love Lizard? No, he’s dead.

rob said...

rest in power

Dave G. Truck said...

it is the same gecko who escaped nearly a decade ago and lived off the land (lived off the house) for a few weeks. this thing is indestructible . . .

Whitney said...

Like your monitor lizard

Dave G. Truck said...

unlike my monitor lizard . . .

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