Big Day, Already (Dave Finishes a Book, Installs a Ceiling Fan, and Prepares to Be a Soccer Fan)

 



I woke up early this morning and finished a massive tome (900-plus pages) I've been reading for two years: Reaganland: America's Right Turn (1976-1980) . . . this is the final installment in historian Rick Perlstein's series on the rise of the American conservative movement and while the books are exhaustive (and exhausting) they do remind you that there's nothing new under the sun— the playbook was the same: savvy conservative politicians harnessed anxieties about women and race and sexuality and crime and the lack of Christianity and family values in America . . . and the same tropes: scandals such as Hunter Biden and Billy Carter; optimism (make America great again!) instead of tightening your belt (and wearing a sweater) and absurdities—Carter's killer rabbit!-- and pretty much everything Reagan said about pollution (trees cause more pollution than automobiles?) and nuclear weapons (nuclear proliferation is none of our business? all the waste in a year from a nuclear power plant can be stored under a desk?) but despite Reagan's lack of policy and factual knowledge, Carter was no match for "the Teflon President," who could really deliver a speech and galvanize the corporate elites, the Southern whites, the evangelical Christians, and generally disaffected voters who were sick of inflation, high gas prices, the hostage crisis, and how the counterculture movement was bleeding into the suburbs . . . and not only did I finish that epic history, but I also finished the third Thursday Murder Club  Mystery (The Bullet That Missed) and I successfully installed a ceiling fan—alone! -- which is a crazy procedure; for a decent amount of time the fan housing and blades were hanging from a thin metal cable while I connected all the electrical wires and the remote receiver . . . but, unlike my plumbing debacle, the fan and the light now work like a charm (and neither leaks water) and really, my day has just started . . . now I'm off to play pickleball, then I'm going to acupuncture, and then we're headed out to watch the USA play Bosnia AND Herzegovina—it seems ridiculous that they have to play two countries at the same time.



6 comments:

Whitney said...

"Teflon Ron" was his precise name, but yeah

Dave G. Truck said...

ooh that rhymes . . .

Dave G. Truck said...

but Google tells me that no one called Reagan that, "the Teflon President" was popularized by Democratic Congresswoman Pat Schroeder in 1983 and "Teflon Ron" was used to describe Ron DeSantis . . .

Whitney said...

Damn google. We weren't as good at rhymes back in '83?

zman said...

Don’t say that to Kurtis Blow. I installed a light fixture recently and it too dangled from a thin wire for a little while. Seems like there should be a better way to install electrical fixtures. Please don’t turn your fan on when I’m in your house, it would make me nervous now that I know you installed it.

Dave G. Truck said...

I installed ALL the ceiling fans-- no mishaps yet, just cool breezes on hot days . . .

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