No Merging For You

While I try not to be racist or sexist, I am definitely (and deliberately) automobilist-- if I have the choice, I'll let a small fuel-efficient car merge in front of me, but I'll box out one of those behemoth pick-up trucks or a fancy sports car or an Escalade or anything that I deem too big and wide to be driven by a civilian on a run to the store for some Cheetos.