Look Before You Drink


You should look before you leap, and you should also look before you drink out of a cup in the bathroom in the middle of the night-- which I did not do last night (because I was being considerate and didn't want to wake my sleeping wife . . . but she was NOT considerate, and so I ended up drinking from a cup containing her floss pick . . . yuck).

2 comments:

  1. one man's floss pick is another man's heroic leaping monkey. it's possible you ingested superpower-infused water.

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